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Chuck Norris - Top Dog

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous cobra snake. after three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris spelled backwards is Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

 

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